Finally, geeks around the world can stop fretting! After an lengthy hiatus, Adult Swim has finally dropped the air date for Rick and Morty season 7. Mark your calendars because the next chapter in Rick's adventures with Morty is due to premiere on August 5th. Get ready for a wild ride full of unpredictable chaos, because Rick and Morty are back, and they're not here to play nice.

This new season promises to be even stranger than before, with hints about a interpersonal drama. With the return of fan-favorite characters and the introduction of fresh faces, Rick and Morty season 7 is shaping up to be one for the books.

RICK AND MORTY HEAD INTO UNPRECEDENTED TERRITORY

Our favorite genius, Rick, has taken things too far! Morty's recent adventure|jaunt|venture into the cosmos has landed them in a dimension unlike anything they've ever seen. This time, it's all about gigantic talking chickens, with some hilarious twists along the way.

Get ready for a wild ride as Rick and Morty try to escape of this crazy new world!

Beth's CRAZY PLOT BACKFIRES IN EPIC FASHION!

Beth assumed she was acting totally smart. She had this brilliant idea to get ahead, and she thought it was foolproof. Turns out, Beth's plan was about as reliable as a house of cards in a hurricane! It all imploded in the funniest way possible. Now, everyone is scolding Beth and she's left with a giant mess.

• Ouch!
• Served you right, Beth!

PLURT RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE!

Prepare yourselves, because the legendary phenomenon is making a massive comeback with a vengeance! After a mysterious disappearance, PLURT has emerged from the shadows, brighter than ever. They're bringing their signature blend of electrifying beats and mind-blowing stage shows that will blow your mind.

• There's been talk about their upcoming tour, and fans are going wild with anticipation.
• This is one event you won't want to

Stay tuned for more information about PLURT's triumphant return, and get ready to experience something truly amazing!

Jurassic Park BUT WITH MORE RICK AND MORTY LOGIC?

Imagine a dinosaur park where the velociraptors are just Rick's bad science experiments. Picture T-Rexes that can sing opera, and Brachiosaurus that just are secretly sentient robots. You got a Triceratops with an existential crisis, a Stegosaurus addicted to portal guns, and Mr. Hammond's constantly muttering about "fixing this multiverse mess". This isn't your grandpa's Jurassic Park, folks. This is an epic adventure with website more twists, turns, and portal malfunctions than you can shake a laser gun at.

Municipal Assembly Considering Ban on Portals After Recent Occurrence

Following a recent unforeseen incident, the Local Council is seriously considering a prohibition on interdimensional gates. The situation in question featured a {suddenmanifestation of a gate, which caused significant disruption. Local authorities are currently {investigating thesituation and are working with specialists to {determine thesource of the portal and to prevent future incidents. Residents are urged to remain composed and to cooperate with local authorities.

• A special council session will be held next week to address this topic further.
• Residents are encouraged to the meeting to voice their concerns.